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German Newspaper Issues 50 Point Manifesto For Muslim 'Migrants' - No Killing - No Polygamy - Love And Let Love!
From "After A Picnic In The Park We Take Our Trash With Us" - To "We Cherish Life Not Death"
November 1, 2023
German Newspaper's 50-Point Manifesto for Migrants: 'We Do Not Arrange Marriages for Children or Beat Them; Men Cannot Have Multiple Wives'; Knives Are For Kitchens, Not Our Pockets
Last but not least…
50. We cherish life,not death.
Since 2015 alone, our country has welcomed more than three million refugees, many of them from the Arab world. We held up "Welcome" signs. "We can do it!" was Chancellor Merkel's mantra.
However, the photos on these pages show that we haven't managed to clearly convey our expectations for those who wish to live in our country. We do not wish to alter our way of life just because we have guests.
And we have forgotten that there are two words that are far more significant than "We can do it." They are: "Never again!" and "Never again" is now! These words mean: Never again anti-Semitism in Germany, never again tyranny and racism. All of this applies to all people living in this country.
A Manifesto in 50 Points
- For everyone residing in Germany, Article 1 of the Basic Law applies: "The dignity of man is inviolable."
- For us, there are no infidels! Everyone can believe in whatever they want – even in Santa Claus.
- Anyone who views our constitution and legal system as merely a collection of non-binding recommendations should leave Germany as soon as possible.
- Those who wish to live here permanently must learn German. Only when we share the same language can we truly understand each other.
- Everyone can peacefully demonstrate in Germany for their convictions. Freedom of speech does not encompass threatening individuals, assaulting them, throwing rocks, burning cars, or celebrating murderers.
- We do not wear masks or veils; we look each other in the face (except during Carnival or the Corona pandemic).
- Respect and compassion uphold our free society.
- In the shadow of the darkest chapter in our history, Israel's security is a matter of German national interest! This means that standing up for the security of the Jewish people is non-negotiable. Criticism of Israel's policies is, of course, allowed.
- We use "please" and "thank you."
- We gladly shake hands as a greeting or farewell.
- We view the police as "friends and helpers," not as a repressive force or an enemy.
- Many Germans consume pork. Of course, not everyone does. Incidentally, we have 10 million vegetarians or vegans because freedom also extends to one's dietary choices.
- The state holds a monopoly on violence. Aside from state-appointed authorities, nobody has the right to employ violence against individuals or property.
- We accept that our freely elected parliament establishes the rules for our coexistence, subject to scrutiny by independent courts.
- Men are free to love men, and women are free to love women. Those who have a problem with this are the ones with the problem. Love and let love!
- Even if someone identifies as neither male nor female, they are not persecuted or punished. In our country, citizens are free to think and live as they choose.
- We view social services as institutions that assist those in financial need or unable to work, not as employers. This does not apply to those who refuse to work.
- We respect the judiciary because it adjudicates without bias.
- Women wear bikinis or bathing suits at the swimming pool. If someone wishes to swim naked in the Baltic Sea, that's acceptable too!
- Women and men are equal in all respects.
- This equality extends to equal pay for equal work (though we still have progress to make there).
- We engage in passionate and contentious debates, but we do not insult those with differing opinions.
- We are tolerant of the tolerant.
- We have no tolerance for intolerance!
- We only use fireworks on New Year's Eve, as permitted.
- We do not burn flags of countries we dislike; that is a criminal act.
- We respect all religions, but we firmly separate religion from the state.
- Women who engage in extramarital affairs are not ostracized, let alone beaten or stoned. In the event of divorce, joint custody applies to the children, regardless of who caused the marriage to fail.
- One does not have to be a virgin to get married!
- Those seeking protection from political persecution or war in Germany will find it. Even those who may not have a claim to it can often stay. We do not expect gratitude, although it would be fitting. However, we do demand strict adherence to our laws and respect for our values and way of life.
- We do not arrange marriages for children, and men cannot have more than one wife.
- Women, like men, have the right to determine how they dress, who their friends are, whom they love, whether they prefer to go to a club or church, whom they vote for, and which profession they choose.
- Germany is a nation of barbecue enthusiasts. After a picnic in the park, we take our trash with us.
- Knives are meant for our kitchens, not our pockets.
- We pay taxes because we recognize they are the foundation of the state.
- When a woman says "no" to a man, it is final and absolute. Anything else constitutes sexual harassment or rape.
- We expect everyone who can and is allowed to seek employment and provide for themselves, even if social assistance or citizen's income might initially be higher than the salary.
- There is compulsory schooling in Germany. We place great importance on education and learning.
- We offer our seats on buses and trains to the elderly and disabled.
- Cheers, Germany! Beer and wine are integral to our culture here. Respect it, and if you do not wish to partake, feel free not to.
- The length of a skirt is solely determined by the woman wearing it.
- Those who cannot tolerate caricatures of politicians, celebrities, gods, or prophets are not in the right place in Germany.
- The media questions politicians, but we generally trust that elected officials act truthfully and in the interest of the people.
- Honor does not equate to the right of the strongest.
- Respect and appreciation are as natural in social networks as they are in supermarkets or offices.
- We strive to protect the environment and conserve resources. Sustainability is the future.
- Germany cares for its children. They are not subjected to beatings but are nurtured.
- Catcalling, whistling, or calling out to women is harassment.
- Boys and girls can go on school trips together, participate in sports, and attend swim classes together.
- We cherish life, not death.
The following article was published on the German news website Bild on October 29, 2023
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