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CAIR press release cites claim that "Muslims have sex with animals" ..."and are obsessed with killing Jews" ...

Link to skit in CAIR press release
by CAIR -California
Press Release
April 4, 2004

In the Name of God, the Compassionate, the Merciful



(ANAHEIM, CA, 3/17/04) - A Los Angeles, Calif., radio station today issued an on-air apology for an Islamophobic skit that claimed Muslims have sex with animals, avoid bathing and are obsessed with killing Jews.

The apology by KFI AM 640 came one day after the Southern California office of the Council on American-Islamic Relations (CAIR-LA) announced that it had filed complaints about the skit with both the Federal Communications Commission (FCC) and Clear Channel Communications, the station's parent company.

In the March 10 Bill Handel show on KFI, a pretend "Muslim" allegedly reading from the new Iraqi constitution refers to "hairy Iraqi women," "lovely Japanese schoolgirls," the "infidel custom of bathing on a regular basis," and "civil unions" between Iraqis and "loving camels and goats." Throughout the skit, the mock-Muslim repeatedly stated "Allah be praised," "death to the Jews" and "kill all Jews." Listeners also heard recordings of Islamic prayers in Arabic.


Today's on-air apology by KFI Program Director Robin Bertolucci stated: "Last Wednesday, we aired a satirical skit that was offensive to some members of the Muslim community, for that we are sorry. KFI is committed to all of its Southern California listeners, including those in the Muslim community."

An initial CAIR-LA request for an apology was denied, but the station apparently relented after receiving hundreds of calls, faxes and e-mails from concerned Muslims and people of other faiths who responded to a CAIR action alert.

"We thank all those who contacted KFI to express their concerns about the skit's outrageous and inflammatory content," said CAIR-LA Communications Director Sabiha Khan. "This incident proves once again that positive actions on the part of individuals and organizations can bring positive results."

Khan said CAIR-LA will continue to monitor KFI programming for anti-Muslim material and will inform the station's sponsors about any future Islamophobic incidents.

CAIR, America's largest Islamic civil liberties group, is headquartered in Washington, D.C., and has 26 regional offices and chapters nationwide and in Canada.

MIM Note: This is an actual CAIR press release and is intended for entertainment purposes only


MIM: Perhaps CAIR doth protest too much:


Ayatollah Khomeini:

A man can have sexual pleasure from a child as young as a baby. However he should not penetrate, sodomising the child is OK. If the man penetrates and damages the child then he should be responsible for her subsistence all her life. This girl, however does not count as one of his four permanent wives. The man will not be eligible to marry the girls sister.

From Khomeini's book, "Tahrirolvasyleh", fourth volume, Darol Elm, Gom, Iran, 1990
Book Title Page/ Cover
Inside Cover of Book
Excerpt: Page [1] | Page [2]
[Mohammad (founder of Islam) The Pedophile]

It is better for a girl to marry in such a time when she would begin
menstruation at her husband's house rather than her father's home. Any
father marrying his daughter so young will have a permanent place in
heaven. From Khomeini's book, "Tahrirolvasyleh", fourth volume, Darol Elm,
Iran, 1990 [Mohammad (founder of Islam) The Pedophile]

A man can have sex with animals such as sheepıs, cows, camels and so on. However he should kill the animal after he has his orgasm. He should not sell the meat to the people in his own village, however selling the meat to the next door village should be fine.
From Khomeini's book,

"Tahrirolvasyleh", fourth volume, Darol Elm, Gom, Iran, 1990

"If one commits the act of sodomy with a cow, a ewe, or a camel, their urine and their excrements become impure, and even their milk may no longer be consumed. The animal must then be killed and as quickly as
possible and burned."

The little green book, Sayings of Ayatollah Khomeini,
Political, Phylosophica, Social and Religious with a special introduction by Clive Irving, ISBN number 0-553-14032-9, page 47

Comments: I am ashamed of being born and raised in Iran, a country where they built a Mausoleum over his grave and had the greatest party for his 100th birthday. Shame on such people.

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According to an Amazon book reviewer of "Islam Exposed"
Young boys" are apparently not off-limits, either. When it comes to the rewards in heaven Muslim men will receive, some of the rewards are young boys for them to enjoy in sexual ways:

Koran, 52:24: "And there shall wait on them [the Muslim men] young boys of their own, as fair as virgin pearls."

Koran, 76:19: "They shall be attended by boys graced with eternal youth, who will seem like scattered pearls to the beholders."

Excerpt from the book "The Sayings of the Ayatollah Khomeiny"

Introduction: The book was published in English in USA and Canada, in 1980, by Bantam Books, INC.(ISBN 0-553-14032-9), 125 pages, with an introduction by Clive Irving. The extracts were translated from Persian into French in 1979 and then into English in 1980.

Islam is the religion of those who struggle for truth and justice, of those who clamor for liberty and independence. It is the school of those who fight against colonialism. Moslems have no alternative, if they wish to correct the balance of society, and force those in power to confrm to the laws and principles of Islam, to an armed holy war against profane governments.

Holy war means the conquest of all non-Moslem territories. Such a war may well be declared after the formation of an Islamic government worthy of that name, at the direction of the Iman or under his order. It will then be the duty of every able-bodied adult male to volunteer for this war of conquest, the final aim of which is to put Koranic Law into power from one end of the earth to the other.

The Friday prayers were the means of mobilizing the people, of inspiring them to battle. The man who goes to war straight from the mosque is afraid of only one thing - God. Dying, poverty, and homelessness mean nothing to him; an army of men like that is a victorious army.

We have no recourse other than to overthrow all governments that do not rest on pure Islamic principles, and are thus corrupt and corrupting, and to tear down the traitorous, rotten, unjust, and tyrannical administrative systems that serve them. That is not only our duty in Iran, but it is also the duty of all Moslems in the world, to carry the Islamic political revolution to its final victory.

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