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May I say this ? Allah's heroes are at it again - Mag ik dit zeggen? De helden van Allah slaan weer toe
"America - America" -The last beacon of hope in a steadily darkening world
May I say this ?
As far as I am concerned there aren't enough blind shieks who can be sent to Allah's paradise, and I dare to ask if anyone can really claim that Israel would be safer if he had lived. But Israel,which rightly defends itself -will sooner or later be driven into the sea,and the world will look on in aquiesance ,since that will be have finally settled the old score which remained from 1945 . The steadily waning sympathy from Europe is being eagerly awaited by Hamas .
May I say this ?
According to Harry Van Bommel, a parliamentarian from the Socialist Party, I am a hatemonger who drives Muslim youth into the waiting arms of Jihad recruiters .Harry said this into the microphone of the Muslim radio station. He was supported by the General Intelligence and Security Service (AIVD), and is a peace loving parliamentarian whose party claimed that the concentration camps in China under Mao were necessary. He was certainly honored to find the General Intelligence and Security Services by his side. That's how a campaigner for the censorship of tommorrow lands on his feet.
May I say this?
According to Boris Dittrich, the "holy unction oil of the liberals", Ayaan Hirsi Ali, is not allowed to call the Prophet Mohammed "a pedofile". But if I understood correctly what the experts have said Aisja was nine years old when she was taken out to the desert and forced to marry a dirty old man named Mohammed. Is the rapist of a young girl more admirable because he has the Koran on his mind ? Dittrich also appealed to the General Intelligence and Security Services.There is no difference between the witchhunt that he is leading against Ayaan then the one which was directed against Pim Fortuyn.I wonder when Anne Frank will be brought into play. Too bad for him that Ayaan has bodyguards. But it will all work out.
May I say this?
(MIM editors note : Ayaan Hirsi Ali is an ex Muslim member of the Dutch Parliment who has called Islam a "backward" religion . http://www.danielpipes.org/article/125 . Pim Fortuyn was the Dutch parliamentary candidate who was gunned down by a Dutch animal rights and environmental activist. Fortuyn ran on a platform which warned against the impending Islamisation of Holland and called for strict control of immigration.
That they, (Pronk a parliamentarian for the Labor Party ed.note) use words such as "deportations", and "transports", (Melkert), when they are talking about rejected asylum seekers is because the Labor party doesn't understand what the Second World War was all about. Their ignorance might be because all that talk of "diversity" which was part of the history curriculum under their fellow party member Van Kemenade has been scrapped.
The rejected Iranian asylum seeker who who was highlighted after he sewed his eyes and mouth closed has gone back safely to his homeland. It appears that the media is less eager to paint a portrait of this mental case if he will be regarded as victim of Verdonk.(ed note : a member of the Labor party). The papers reported that a congressman is going to escort this faker . I've always been one to call for amusement on television. Shouldn't our asylum seeker sew his mouth and nose closed one more time so that the congressman will be able to practice his Farsi on the border guards?
In Iran the prodigal son was greeted with joy .Another full time patient for the pyschiatric ward. Allah is great. But it would be sad if this if the Dutch wife of this clown would have to stay behind. Perhaps the missus can give a sewing class in a local refugee center : eyes closed , traps shut. So our "deportees", (Pronk), wont be"transported,"(Melkert) .May I say this ?
According to the General Intelligence and Security Services and Van Bommel I may not say these things.Because partly due to people like me this Fifth Column of goatfuckers is going issue a desperate cry for "respect", and assault your and my children with poison gas, diseases, and atomic bombs. That's logical, isn't it ?
Twenty years ago there was a film which was being shown in the civilized world called Monty Python's,"The Meaning of Life". In that film the Christian belief was was made to look totally ridiculous, complete with a fake holy man who was nailed to the cross while singing a song. I assume that the same type of film about the travails of Allah could not be made today, let alone be shown. Thanks to our multi cultural society .
But I don't think I am allowed to say this.
America - America
by Theo Van Gogh
Translated by Beila Rabinowitz
MIM: Note that the views on the Bush presidency and Republicans are that of the author of this piece.
Two academic corrections regarding Bernard Lewis's statements are as follows:
Lewis did not predict the Iranian revolution.
Lewis stated that Europe would become Muslim at the end of the 21st century.
From people who are well versed in the subject I am told that Americans are "superficial".
It is surprising to see how willingly the Europeans distance themselves from the only beacon of light in a steadily darkening world ,the United States of America, which is considered in by the ‘pundits' in the papers and the T.V. to be mainly populated by hamburger eating , believers in the G-d from Bush ignoramouses.
How did this come about?
I suspect that the anti Americanism from today can be compared to the virulent anti Semitism which was fashionable in the sixties .It's hard to prove such a supposition but if I remember enthusiasm in the 80's with which the so called "Peace' demonstrations hundreds of thousands took to the streets for one sided disarmament and to vent their spleen the stench of a collective hatred for America began wafting through .
It was America which prevented Hitler from uniting Europe into the "Thousand Year Reich ", America that won the Cold War for us, but, America should keep their it's big mouth shut . We would rather bite the hand that protects us and also keep ourselves under the atomic umbrella if push comes to shove, of course.
Bernard Lewis, the expert on Islam who predicted the Islamic revolution against Khomeni was not believed at the time. He is now ninety four and predicts that
"Because they have far surpassed the Europeans" and he adds, "That's why the Europeans understand the Muslims so well", they also have the feeling that they are inferior".
If Lewis is right, and I fear that he is, there is enough reason to emigrate to the
In a word ;
The dirt poor sheep herders of
For people who could eat meat once in their lives at most, they began to salivate. You can call this simplistic but I don't see any reason to belittle such aspirations.
I admit that this sounds like something from the boy scouts but even President Bush, who stole the election,stands for the minority of aggressive Christians who want to limit
Theo Van Gogh
Van mensen die er verstand van hebben krijg ik vaak te horen dat Amerikanen 'oppervlakkig' zijn. Amerikanen halen bijvoorbeeld Amsterdam en Kopenhagen door elkaar en denken dat wij onze vingers in de dijken stoppen. Als ik dan vraag of zìj, de zich noemende intellectuelen die met veel dédain op Joe Sixpack neerzien, de hoofdstad van - bijvoorbeeld - de staat Iowa kennen (Des Moines), komt er meestal geen antwoord en een glimlach alsof ik een mongool ben; mijn natuurlijke oppervlakkigheid zorgt altijd voor bitse momenten.
Hoe zou dat toch komen?
Amerika voorkwam dat Hitler Europa kon verenigen in het Duizendjarige Rijk, Amerika won de Koude
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